Minutes of Meetings

Meeting Prophet 2: A Study of Excess

The meeting that never ended. Where the minutes blurred with the hours, and the hours blurred with the days. We have no idea what was discussed, but our lawyers said we had to write it down.

Agenda Items

1. The importance of being late
2. The art of nodding off
3. The science of finding the perfect parking spot

Items 1, 2, and 3 were discussed. Repeatedly.

Decisions

1. We decided to meet next week, again.
2. We decided that we would have decided by now, if we had decided.

Decisions 1 and 2 were tabled. Repeatedly.

Decision 1: We will decide to have another meeting. | Decision 2: We will decide to decide.